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Enisy

[enisy]

Username: Enisy
Item/Work: Fanfiction, 1K words minimum
Examples: AO3 page (e.g. Glutton for Punishment, Everyone Speaks Standard Here)
Fandoms: South Park, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mass Effect
Notes: I will write anything for the above fandoms; I will also write certain ships/characters for Harry Potter, Bleach, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika, Star Wars Original Trilogy and Game of Thrones (ask me if you're not sure).
Starting Price: $5

handmaid

[handmaid]

Username: handmaid
Item/Work: Fanfiction, 1k words minimum
Examples: AO3 account
Fandoms: Zero Escape, Life is Strange, Silent Hill, Persona, Ao no Exorcist, The X-Files, The 100
Notes: I'll write almost anything from the above fandoms except for PWP, rape, underage, and torture.
Starting Price: $5

x_disturbed_x

[sumilong]

Username: x_disturbed_x
Item/Work: 1k minimum fanfic
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: Mass Effect Triliogy, Mass Effect Andromeda, Dragon Age Series (All the games.), Assassin’s Creed (Only game I won’t write from is the ones featuring Altair because I’ve never played it! :P) Elder Scrolls Skyrim, Life is Strange, Horizon Zero Dawn, Pokemon Sun and Moon (both versions), Pokemon Sword and Shield, Galavant, Until Dawn, Moana, Natsume Book of Friends, The Last of Us, No. 6, The Outer Worlds. (There are a few on my ao3 page that I didn’t list so if you are interested in one of them feel free to ask! :D)
Notes: I am willing to write almost anything from the fandoms I listed. Slash, femslash, het, or gen. Only thing I won’t do is incest, mpreg, or noncon. Other than that I am good!
Starting Price: 5

Peasina

[peasina]

Username: peasina
Item/Work: Podfic of existing work (up to 5k words)
Examples: DW Podfic Tag (recommended for easy browsing), peasina
Fandoms: Any
Notes:

Hi, I'd love to create a podfic for any fandom/pairing and am excited to read your story! If you have a fic in mind, great. If you have a selection of stories (or a whole AO3 account) and would like me to take my pick from those works and surprise you, also great! If another author already gives permission to podfic their work somewhere public (e.g. a transformative works statement) I'm happy to record their fic instead of yours. Any content, pairing (RPF included), rating, or archive warning is fine, though I'm uncomfortable reading explicit sex scenes. If you'd like to check if I'm comfortable reading something before bidding, feel free to message me.

My cut-off length is 5k. If your fic is just over that, I’ll go up to 5,500 words max. My winning bidder may use this limit as they wish. For example, you are welcome to give me two fics to podfic at 2.5k in length. All I ask is that there is a maximum of three stories total. For drabble collections/series that are posted as one work on AO3, ignore the three story limit.

I use the same style for all my podfic covers, which you'll notice if you check my DW Podfic Tag linked above. Your cover will be the same unless you ask for something different (which will not be a problem.) By default, I will post the podfic to AO3 and link your fic(s) as the inspiration. If you would prefer I don't post publicly, that's fine. I’m looking forward to reading your work(s)!

Starting Price: $10

[leahandillyana]

Username: leahandillyana
Item/Work: fanfiction (1000+ words)
Examples: https://archiveofourown.org/users/HandmaidenOfHorror/works
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Voltron Legendary Defender, Batman and related comics, Sailor Moon, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Madoka + spin off media, Captive Prince, Shoujo Kakumei Utena, Steven Universe, Akuma no Riddle, Magical Girl Raising Project (first story only), Magical Girl Site, Kannazuki no Miko, Enzai, Nitroplus Chiral, Original Works
Notes: I can write pretty much anything, including and rather preferring all controversial subjects. My non-themes are pretty arbitrary, for example any Lance (VLD) ships, and can be discussed. I love horror and darkfics the most. The more detailed the prompt the easier it is for me to write.
Starting Price: 5 USD

elasticella

[elasticella]

Username: elasticella
Item/Work: 1k minimum fic, +1k per $5 up to 10k/$50 (if bidding goes higher, additional words will be added to the main fic or smaller treats)
Examples: ao3
Fandoms: ATLA, Community, DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Any Fandom (see notes)
Notes: I'm willing to pick up new fandoms assuming I have access to the material in English and it can be consumed in less than 25 hours. I'm also happy to write for the other fandoms on my ao3, the above I've been rewatching recently. So to discuss brand new and older fandoms please dm or comment on this post.

Overall, I'm good with any ratings and most kinks. Exceptions are I won't do pregnancy, explicit underage, incest and noncon.

Starting Price: $5

slashmarks

[slashmarks]

Username: slashmarks
Item/Work: Fanfic, 2k+
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Hetalia, Star Wars OT/PT, KOTOR, Dragonriders of Pern, Benjamin January Mysteries
Notes: Please be prepared to request at least two prompts with differing characters/pairings. I reserve the right to veto any specific kinks requested if you ask for erotica; no other content restrictions.

I'll add another 1k if bidding goes over $20, and an additional 1k per $15 after, up to $125.
Starting Price: $10

Rudigersmooch

[rudigersmooch]

Username: rudigersmooch

Item/Work: Fic (1k minimum, bids above 50 USD will guarantee 5k+)

Examples: rudigersmooch

Fandoms: Person of Interest, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stargate Atlantis, The Witcher (TV), Any Fandom (see notes for details)

Notes: I’m happy to write almost anything for the above fandoms outside of a short list of will-nots. If you would like your fic to be an expanded version of a 100 words snippet I’ve written, I’m happy to do that; if you'd like to check if I'm willing to write a specific prompt (of any kind) ahead of time, you're welcome to DM me.

For “any fandom,” I’m willing to pick up a new canon as long as it takes less than 6 hours to consume, is not audio-only, and is accessible in English somewhere; I have Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, access to Amazon and a library. This can include canons that are >6 hours but you're only interested in part of it (in which case, I'll need more info.)

Will-nots: character/ship bashing, graphic torture, rape/non-con, de-aging, extreme underage, pregnant human characters, scat, sequels to my other fic, RPF

Additional: I'm willing to create for the highest two bidders, if both are interested when the auction closes and the second-place bid is over 25 USD.

Starting Price: 10 USD

ThrillingDetectiveTales

[thrillingdetectivetales]

Username: thrillingdetectivetales
Item/Work: Fanfiction, starting at 3K
Examples: Here's one of my gen favorites, and here's one of my explicit favorites. There are plenty more over on AO3 if you want to check them out.
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Band of Brothers, Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn), Bon Cop, Bad Cop (both movies), Check Please!, Chuck, Critical Role, Cursed (2004), DCU, Dimension 20, Dragon Age Series, Due South, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Fury (2014), Galavant, Generation Kill, The Good Place, Goon, Grimm, IT Ch 2 (Muschietti) Leverage, The Magnificent Seven, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015), MCU, The Nice Guys, Ocean’s 8, The Pacific, Psych, Red Dead Redemption 2, Silicon Valley, Stranger Things, Suits, True Detective (season 1), White Collar, The Witcher (Games & Television)*
Notes: I will be taking one off for fic of this length and you'll receive your completed fic by the end of the year. While I'm happy to write explicit content, I reserve the right to turn down any kink at my discretion. Here's a shortlist of kinks and tropes I know I won't write off the top of my head: major focus on character death, graphic depictions of torture/injury, A/B/O, pregnancy/mpreg, scat/watersports, slave!fic, treating female characters as villains/ malicious hindrances to queer male romance, infantilazation (including daddy kink), pedophilia, explicit non-con/rape, vore, fat-shaming, degrading dirty talk (i.e.: "You're a filthy little slut" etc.), somnophilia/paralysis, necrophilia. Likewise, if you're asking for a particular pairing that I can't write for whatever reason, I reserve the right to turn it down. While I am happy to explore deleted scenes or additional stories in the same continuities as existing fic I've written, I will not be accepting requests for new chapters of in-progress fic. If you have clarification questions before making a bid I'm happy to discuss.

*If you don't see a fandom on my list that you know I've posted about/written for before, just ask about it. Chances are I simply forgot to include it.
Starting Price: $10 (if bidding goes over $10 I'll tack 1K on for every additional $5)

Unforgotten

[slightweasel]

Username: Unforgotten
Item/Work: Fanfiction, minimum 1k
Examples: MCU fic
Fandoms: MCU
Notes: I'm willing to write any character, ship or crossover ship for the MCU that I have written before. If you want fic for a character/ship/crossover ship I have not yet written, please ask before bidding, as there are some I just wouldn't be confident enough for anyone to spend money to get.

I'm happy to write fics that include a sex scene or even straight-up PWP, but if you want a non-vanilla kink I have not written, please ask first. I am also happy to write gen.

1k is the minimum, but whatever I write will be as long as it needs to be. If bidding goes high, I'm open to writing you multiple short things if I can't get a longer story to go. I will have your story done by the end of the year at the latest (but will start working on it ASAP and hopefully be done much sooner).

If you need to ask me anything, I can be reached at unforgotten DOT fandom AT gmail DOT com or on Discord (unforgotten#6866). If you'd prefer to be anonymous, you can send me an ask on tumblr (certainlyanotp).

I will not write: rape/noncon, underage where either character is under 16, scat, emetophilia, BDSM, D/s 'verse, character or ship bashing, stories meant to hit hard on real-life issues (current rl pandemics, current rl politics, racism, ableism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc)


Starting Price: $10 USD

[evewithanapple]

Username: evewithanapple
Item/Work: Fanfiction, 1k minimum
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), Twin Peaks, Newsies
Notes: For It, I write primarily Rule 63 AUs - you can see my Reddie fics on AO3, and I'm open to any f/f Losers Club pairing.

For Twin Peaks, I can write femslash or gen about Laura, Donna, and Audrey, with the caveat that I have not watched The Return, so my canon knowledge is limited to the original series.

For Newsies, I can write Jack/David, Jack/Katherine, or Jack/Katherine/David (or gen about any of these characters) stageverse or movieverse.

If you see another fandom in the list of those I've written for previously that you're interested in recieving fic for, message me and ask about it - I can't promise writing for all of them (some I haven't interacted with in years) but I'll do my best.
Starting Price: $10 USD

shadowsapiens

[shadowsapiens]

Username: shadowsapiens
Item/Work: Fanfiction, 2k words minimum
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: Bungou Stray Dogs, Fire Emblem Three Houses, Modao Zushi, Nan Chan, Tian Guan Ci Fu, The Werewolf's Captive Catboy

Notes: I'll write any rating from general audiences to explicit. I'm also down to write no-warnings-apply, dubcon, noncon, underage 14+, and violence. Looking for fluff? hell yes. Smut? absolutely. Angsty hurt, and the comfort only makes it worse? I'm here for you. Specific ships I'm offering, and other notes:

Bungou Stray Dogs: Dazai/Chuuya, Dazai/Akutagawa, or Atsushi/Akutagawa
Fire Emblem Three Houses: Dimitri/Felix or Sylvain/Felix
Modao Zushi: Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian. Novel-based only.
Nan Chan: Cang Ji/Jing Lin. I'm keeping up with the translation, so can't do anything post-canon yet.
Tian Guan Ci Fu: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian
The Werewolf's Captive Catboy: Ned/Sasha or Miscellaneous Monster/Sasha. Note that I'm only willing to write noncon or dubcon for this one, no purely consensual sex. (This is an original work series that you can find here.)

I can't write mpreg, scat, watersports, sounding, or genderswap. Feel free to ask if you'd like to confirm any other kinks before bidding, or with any other questions! You can contact me via Dreamwidth DM, discord at shadow#9008, or votevanyel at gmail dot com.

Starting Price: $15

lavenderjacquard

[lavenderjacquard]

Username: lavenderjacquard
Item/Work: fanfiction, 1k min
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: Kimetsu no Yaiba, Attack on Titan, BNHA, Naruto, Nabari no Ou, Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
Notes: I'll do any ship or gen, and generally prefer canon-compliant angst though I can do zero-conflict fluff too. Haven't written smut but I can try? Won't do a/b/o or mpreg, feel free to confirm other kinks.
Starting Price: $10 USD (will add 1k per every $10 if it goes above $30)

moetushie

[moetushie]

Username: moetushie
Item/Work: Fanfiction or Original Fiction, 2K minimum (bids above 30 USD will guarantee 5k+)
Examples: AO3 Page, Original Works tag
Fandoms: The Silmarillion - J. R. R. Tolkien, Arthurian Mythology, Greek & Roman Mythology, Shakespearean Plays (Hamlet, King Lear, Twelfth Night), Original Works
Notes: I will write any rating from general to explicit. Comfortable with m/m, f/f and m/f. For original works especially, I'd request a brief prompt or a descriptive ship to guide me.

I can't do noncon, underage (younger than 16), animal harm, pregnancy, scat/watersports.

Starting Price: 15 USD

[technicolorrevel]

Username: TheseusInTheMaze
Item/Work: Fanfic, minimum 1k
Examples: https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheseusInTheMaze/works
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Umbrella Academy, Original Femslash, We Know the Devil, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood
Notes: I'm willing to write most kinks, as long as you outline what, specifically, about them you'd like me to focus on/what you like about them.
Starting Price: $5

intoxicatelou

[intoxicatelou]

Username: intoxicatelou
Item/Work: Fic (1.5k minimum, bids above 20 USD will guarantee 5k+)
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: MCU (with a focus on Spider-Man Movies), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (SWST), Killing Eve, Veep, Betty, Ouran High School Host Club, Doctor Who, MCU/Doctor Who Crossover, Girls/SWST Crossover
Notes: I am excited to write for practically anything for the above fandoms outside of a short list of will-not's. I am open to everything from gen fic to straight up PWP.

Additionally, I am willing to write up to three works to fulfill a decided word count, i.e: at least 800 words of MCU + at least 500 words of Killing Eve + a 200 word crossover drabble for a 1.5k minimum! I am open to variety and writing what will work best for you.

If you have any questions, you can reach me on discord (intoxicatelou#7579) or email - mytumblrthings15 @ hotmail (.) com

Will-Not's: character/ship bashing, graphic torture, rape/non-con (dubious consent is fine), extreme underage (under 14), pregnant human characters, scat, dark! version of the characters, major character death (unless canonical)


Starting Price: 10 USD

bemused_writer

[bemused_writer]

Username: bemused_writer

Item/Work: Fanfiction, 1k minimum (5.00 USD), 8k maximum (40.00 USD)

Examples: AO3 & DW Master List

Fandoms: Bungo Stray Dogs, Good Omens, Pandora Hearts, The Untamed, Vanitas no Carte, Witch Hat Atelier

Notes: I'm good with most ships I can think of for these particular series (feel free to ask). Gen, het, slash, and femslash are all good. I won't write explicit underage, ABO, or smut (which includes a range of things such as noncon/rape/dubcon/PWP, etc). I'm best at writing character studies, fluff, angst, short adventures, and shenanigans. If you have questions about ships or series or possible content, feel free to PM me. ^^

Starting Price: 5.00 USD

flowersforgraves ; ffg_podfics

[flowersforgraves]

All dollar amounts in USD.

Offer 1:

Username: flowersforgraves

Item/Work: Fanfiction (~1-2k)

Examples: AO3

Fandoms: Anything on my AO3, plus Campaign podcast (SW only, no Skyjacks yet), The Black Company (novels by Glen Cook), Shadows of the Apt (novels by Adrian Tchaikovsky)

Notes: I will not write McKay/Sheppard, Rush/Chloe, Kirk/Spock, or Hawkeye/BJ. I'm likely to be more comfortable writing gen in almost every fandom, but other than the ships listed I don't have any hard DNWs in terms of that. I can be reached here via private message, on Discord if you have my handle, and via email at flowersforgravesfics@gmail.com.

Starting Price: $5

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Offer 2:

Username: ffg_podfics (flowersforgraves)

Item/Work: Podfic (length negotiable)

Examples: Podficcing pseud

Fandoms: Any (see notes); primary fandoms are Boondock Saints, Fake AH Crew (not RT/AH RPF), Machineries of Empire, Stargate (Universe and Atlantis), Star Wars TCW, and several small book fandoms and podcast fandoms.

Notes: I will record in fandoms I'm not familiar with provided they do not hit my DNWs.

DNW / will not record: Enjolras/Grantaire, Kirk/Spock, pregnancy (of any sort), soulmate AU, sexual violence against characters of color by white characters.

I can be reached here via private message, on Discord if you have my handle, and via email at flowersforgravesfics@gmail.com.

Starting Price: $10 for the first 5k words + $2 for every 1k after (i.e., a 5k (or less) work would cost $10, a 6k work would cost $12, a 7k work would cost $14, etc). An extra $5 will let you pick the intro/outro music.

[vamprav]

Username: vamprav
Item/Work: fanfiction, 2.5k min up with an aditional 2.5k every $5 until a 15k($30) max
Examples: AO3 page
Fandoms: Witcher, MCU, DCU, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Star Wars, Dragonriders of Pern, Teen Wolf, Good Omens, Hannibal, Naruto, Hobbit/LOTR, Overwatch
Notes: Things I Will Write: Fusions, Canon Divergent, Original Characters, Smut, fluff, reasonable levels of angst, most AUs, consensual kink, ABO with reasonable worldbuilding

Things I Wil NOT Write: Major Character Death, non-con of any kind, underage, incest, torture, any kind of discrimination painted in a positive light, scat/watersports, vore, excessive levels of relationship angst
Starting Price: $5

[kingstoken]

Username: kingstoken
Item/Work: Fic Cover
Examples: Dreamwidth Fic Cover Tag
Fandoms: Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Riverdale, The 100, The Walking Dead, Various Star Treks, MCU, Good Omens, Other
Notes: I use character images I can get off google images and screen capture websites, or royalty free images from Pixabay or Unsplash. I am willing to create for other fandoms, depending on how hard it is to get quality images. If the fic is long, please give me a summery/highlights, because I probably won't read a 100,000 word fic. Image size is usually 512 x 800, but this can be adjusted if requested.
Starting Price: $3

[peachpai]

Username: peachpai / owlpockets @ AO3
Item/Work: 3 drabbles at 100-300 words each
Examples: https://archiveofourown.org/users/owlpockets
Fandoms: Dragon Age, Final Fantasy XV, Red Dead Redemption 2
Notes: Top three bids get one. You can bid on more than one. Send me characters/a pairing and a short prompt. No incest pairings, character death, ABO, or scat/watersports please.
Starting Price: $1 USD each

elijah_was_a_prophet

[elijahwasaprophet]

Username: elijah_was_a_prophet
Item/Work: Fanfiction, 1k minimum
Examples: AO3
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives, Pathologic, Ultra Despair Girls, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Any Fandom I've Written Before, Fandom of Your Choice (see notes)
Notes: For a fandom of your choice, I will pick up any canon within the following limits: show and movie canons under 6 hours, literary canons 1-3 books in length, podcast canons (with transcripts) that are less than 50 episodes, and manga canons with less than 25 volumes. Video game canons are a case by case basis, but anything in the itch.io BLM Bundle is fair game.
Will not Writes: scat, mpreg, werewolves, A/B/O, rule 63
Starting Price: $5

[zhadyra]

Username: zhadyra (lysandyra on ao3, pxssnelke on twitter)
Item/Work: podfic of up to 5k
Examples: https://archiveofourown.org/users/zhadyra/pseuds/lysandyra/works
Fandoms: Kpop (mainly bts but also others), lots of anime (yoi, hq, banana fish, etc), cql, mlb, up for fandoms I'm not a part of
Notes: Dnw: pregnancy, abo, heavy alcohol use, noncon/rape, dubcon, mcd, explicit content, suicide, eating disorders, self harm
Starting Price: 30€

sharpest_asp | Merfilly

[senmut]

Username: Merfilly
Item/Work: Fanfiction, 1000 words minimum
Examples: Merfilly's Works
Fandoms: Any fandom previously written for on AO3, with caveats in notes
Notes: I do not write non-con/rape/death fic, as a general rule, anymore. I am also not happy with SW Sequel trilogy canon.
Starting Price: $5.00

Estirose

[estirose]

Username: estirose
Item/Work: Fic (1k minimum)
Examples: My AO3 (estirose)
Fandoms: Stardew Valley, My Time at Portia, Fatal Frame series, Power Rangers (all seasons, see notes), Starman (TV), The Expression Amrilato, Fantasy Life, Kamen Rider Kiva, Pokemon Detective Pikachu, Final Fantasy II, Final Fantasy III, Hustle Cat, and Highlander: The Raven.
Notes: On Power Rangers, I'm most familiar with Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder, and Time Force, but I can write any season because I have canon at hand. I am willing to do crossovers provided I'm familiar with the source or have it on hand. And while not precisely a fandom, I'm willing to write more in my original fic universes if you want to see that. I'm comfortable with gen, het, slash, and femslash. I tend to write fluffy fics. If I cannot do a prompt I will let you know.

What I cannot write: Explicit sex, graphic torture, parent/child and brother/sister incest, animal harm, child abuse, and RPF.

I'm willing to create for the two highest bidders.

Starting Price: $15